Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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