Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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