I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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