Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she looked like the before picture.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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