You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
