she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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