her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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