Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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