i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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