what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
