Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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