Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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