Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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