Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
