Define "chronic" masturbator.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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