Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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