My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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