When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
the raccoons are back...
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