I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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