Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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