It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
