i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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