We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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