I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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