WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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