You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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