Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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