I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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