Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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