Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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