Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Green mimosas i think yes
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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