hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Congratulations! We have a period
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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