So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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