I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
