let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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