Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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