Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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