let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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