what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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