everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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