How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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