Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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