I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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