just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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