Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Two words: nipple clamps
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