so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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