check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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