This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Ikea night.
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dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the day after is always just damage control
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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