she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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