I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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